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In Mid February, I will retire from World of Warcraft. My 10 Horde characters are currently at max level cap (85) and I cannot find anything else to do to keep my interest. I have done most achievements on my main Priest and experienced every character class at cap over the last 8 years with over 700+ days /played time across all characters. I have raided with guildies, I have pugged easy as well as difficult instances and trained many people on the in’s and out’s of the game. Now it is time to move forward.

I have since wandered over to Star Wars: The Old Republic and enjoying my time there on Soresu PVE server. I am also the GM of “Republic Exiles” with close friends and family. To say hi, just whisper BlackViper or BlackViperen in game.

It pains me to let WoW go, but after spending around $1440 on a single account over the years, I had to stop sometime. SWTOR is basicly a stopgap until Diablo 3 is released as I will be playing that game exclusively.

Thank you, kind reader, for all of your support with my gaming habbits over the years, but it is time to say farewell to a game that is #1 no matter how you judge it, but has just warn thin for me.

Have fun… that is what it is all about.

-BV

 

Introduction

Starting during my Junior year of High School, a television series that struck a cord with me aired on TV. A series like no other. One that understands the timeless struggles of youth and one that embedded itself in my consciousness for so long. With hormones racing, emotions random and ever changing, adolescence is anything but easy.

My Drama

After a full 21 years, I finally finish my comedy/drama series I started watching my Junior year in High School: The Wonder Years. Even though it is set in the late 60′s and early 70′s, it features events and moments in life that are experienced by all. A diary of love, hate, confusion and misinformation that lives in all of us. Episodes that chronicle the love of the girl next door, ones that involve the craziness of a sister, reaching out to validate her opinion of life, and time slots that outline the joy of the first car, the fear of change and the thrill of adventure of breaking out of the foothold life bestows on us. 6 seasons of fun and at the time… taking 6 years to absorb.

The Delay

In 1990, a lot of things happened in my life. After only 2 seasons of my beloved picture box theater presentation, I graduated from High School. I moved out of my parents dwelling on my own and due to the income I was receiving at the time… I could not afford cable. After joining the military and spending a wonderful spell in Southern CA as a contractor, one thing was always in the back of my mind: What eventually happened with Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper in The Wonder Years?

Enlightenment

One fine day, my wife casually mentioned that Netflix had The Wonder Years available for streaming. After 114 episodes displayed on various devices (one that actually broke at the end of one episode and is no longer even working) in the last several months, I finally witnessed how it all turned out. I watched from the couch at home, streaming via the PS3 console. I watched in various airports, viewing the episodes on my phone. I watched with my laptop with video out directed to the hotels TV. Tonight, the end arrived. Several tears were shed. A closing moment passed. An epic adventure fulfilled. The end arrived. A time that makes me saddened. A time that makes me happy it is over. A time… I will never forget.

In Closing

Goodbye Kevin Arnold and Winnie Cooper… You have inspired my youth as well as my middle age. Just a few days shy of the ripe age of 40, you have made one man happy for your efforts in conveying a story all of us can relate.

Thanks for a good time.

 

Introduction

TLDNR: Follow me on Facebook (Tweets are connected) or Twitter to get rapid location updates.

Starting today, I will be Tweeting my current location. This will not be flooded with “at grocery store” or “stuck at red light”, though, so if you are looking for that kind of pointless information… ya will have to wander somewhere else.

Due to my current employment, I am in a different city almost ever week (and sometimes several cities). This is also not mentioning the fact that I travel through many airports on my way to the final destination.

One City, Two City, Three City More!

In 2011, I successfully flew on 90+ airplanes, gained 52,000+ flight miles (ignoring my current Award Mile Count) and was in major cities like (this is only a small list off of the top of my head in no particular order):

Major Airports

This should go without saying that I have spent a big chunk of my time in 2011 at several airports scattered around the US, to include: MFR, SFO, RNO, DEN, LAX, SLC, IAH and ORD.

So, Why Now?

Why have I not mentioned this before today? Well, in all honesty, I have always taken the position of “separating my career with my internet self”. This basically means that I do not talk about work on my website. However, in recent history, I have had pretty boring jobs. :) Now, with myself hopping on 2 to 6 planes a week, I have something to talk about. Fortunately, (or unfortunately, however you wish to look at it), I will still be refraining from “Ranting” about my job or what I am doing at a particular moment.

So What Will You Tweet?

Actually, I have not figured out the details, yet. I pretty much decided that I was going to give this a trial run a couple days ago as something to write about on the domain. Needless to say, I have not determined what I will say, however, I may not have “exact” location (like eating here or walking there), but for now, will identify what city and airport I currently am located in.

The following hashtag will now be used #BlackViperCom for Tweeted Locations and Website Updates.

What Can I Do?

Lots! I am not the adventurous type, so you can reply to my location tweet and let me know what cool places I should visit, must see locations, etc! Nothing like having a person living in the area give recommendations on places to visit rather then just randomly searching for something on Google Maps and hope it is good.

How Can I Get Involved?

Easy: Follow me on Facebook (Tweets are connected) or Twitter and get rapid location updates.

 

Don’t like ads?

Me neither. If you are a registered member and logged into this section of my domain (not the unconverted content), you will not see ads. If you use this feature and I have helped you, consider a donation. With that said, my income from ad placements have been cut in half since offering this feature to my users. Even $5 helps a lot and if 20 visitors donated in a month, my hosting providers fees would be reduced or non-existent. $5, $10, or whatever you can afford are acceptable. Free content costs me money and lots of time and for this holiday season, I request your support. Thank you, kind reader, for listening.
From my family to yours: Have a save and Happy Holiday Season.

Donation not your thing?

You can help me financially bringing a car up to speeed for the 2012 racing season: Here is what you can do to help:

I am offering three ways that you can become a sponsor of Black Viper Racing and “The Racing Tech”:

Individuals:

Sponsor Stickers

Sponsor Stickers will appear like this on the 2012 season car


You may purchase a bumper sticker sized personal name plate for only $20 which is good for the entire 2012 season. This option is for individuals that desire to sponsor my efforts, but do not have a business they would like to promote. I will personally email you via the account on file with PayPal and thank you as well as ask what name, if any, you would like to have on your personalized name plate to be placed on my current race car.

For Companies:

Sponsor Stickers

Sponsor Stickers will appear like this on the 2012 season car


For companies, I offer the option to purchase two bumper sticker sized name plate for only $50 which is good for the entire 2012 season. This option is for businesses that desire to sponsor my efforts and have a company they would like to promote as well as a website. I will personally email you via the account on file with PayPal and thank you as well as ask what name and website, if any, you would like to have on your personalized name plate to be placed on my current race car. The first bumper sticker sized plate will be the name of your business and the second one will be your companies website (domain) address. Businesses will also have a spot on my sponsorship page with a short description of their company’s product offerings as well as a link to their website.

Roll your own amount:


If the official sponsorship amounts are too low or too high, you may “roll your own” amount with the button above. Based upon donation amount, I will send a personal note of thanks, place your name on my sponsors page and/or include your name on my car!

Which ever method you choose, you will be supporting me in my efforts to get a geek on the dirt track. I thank you in advance for your support!

 

Black Viper’s Facebook Experience:

  • Facebook: You have one new friend request awaiting approval.
  • User: Confirm!
  • Facebook: One friend added.
  • User Wall Post: I am bored.
    • Friend #1 Comment: Yeah, I care.
    • User Post Comment: Great! I have been Walling to myself for the last 6 years.
    • Friend #1 Comment:
  • Facebook: You have no friends. Would you like to search for one?

 

 

Update – September 20, 2011: Google+ is now open to everyone – http://plus.google.com/

I am offering all of my website readers an invite to Google+. Includes Video Chat, sharing of photos/video, etc. Just like Facebook without all the BS. I have 150 available to exclusively send out (first come, first served). The only thing you have to do is Email me with your email address in the text message and I will send an invite to that location.

After signing up with Google+. You can add your own friends! It comes with 150 invites by default to get a chunk or so of your friends migrated over. Come join the fun!

 

Introduction

In a recent trip to a US State where gambling is legal and regulated (Nevada), I decided to perform a completely unscientific experiment.

The Setup

I picked a random slot machine inside of a local casino next to where I was staying. Okay, you caught me… it was not entirely random, it was named “Cats“. The particular statistics on the system:

  • Maximum bet: $1.50
  • Playable lines: 1 to 30
  • Bet per line: 1 to 5 cents

The Tests

I decided to put in $1.00 and on one line, bet one cent, then repeat this action 100 times. This is so I had some method of calculating how much money I actually spent while counting the amount of chances I had to win.

I then put in $30.00 and on all 30 lines, bet one cent per line and again repeated this action 100 times.

Furthermore, I decided to put whatever money I had at the end of those two tests and bet the maximum amount until drained (or I became a millionaire) and see how many chances (spins) I could get.

The most difficult part of this entire testing phase was actually keeping track of the spins instead of just mashing the button to “get more games in”.

The Results

The results should not shock very many people (at least I hope not):

Test 1: 100 spins at $0.01 with only one line: $0.65

Test 2: 100 spins at $0.30 each, playing 30 lines at a penny a pop: $27.66

Throw it all on the line: $28.31 at $1.50 per play or 30 lines at $0.05 per line… How many chances or spins did I end up with before being out of cash? 70!

The maximum amount of money that I had banked was up to $33.45. For those math challenged (or those bad with money), I was actually ahead of the game somewhere in those 70 spins and also went down to around $3.00 at spin ~45 before “hitting it big” and gaining 2400 “credits” (or $24). I ended up walking away with $0.86 as I could no longer bet the maximum amount. Total amount “spent” as a result of those 70 spins at $1.50 each was $105.

Conclusion

Gambling is just that, folks: a big gamble. A couple tips to avoid  being disappointed that I learned many years ago:

  • Never expect to walk away a winner. As a prime example: Las Vegas was not built to attract winners, but losers.
  • If you decide to take your chances and spend some hard earned cash on a chance at becoming rich: set aside a particular amount that you can afford to never see again and stick to only spending that.
  • If you actually choose to play the worst gamble in a casino, slot machines, do so understanding that every time you push that button or pull that handle, you have the exact same chance as ever (whatever odds the machine is set at) of losing or winning: no machine is “hot” or “on a roll”. It is completely random every single time. The big draw is that chance of winning lots of money (see also: Lottery), with relatively little investment (time or money).
  • Pick a machine that strikes your interest as well as your budget level, after all, you are paying for entertainment.
  • After spending your budget, walk away!
Next time you wander into a casino, remember this: Black Viper did not strike it rich and you probably won’t, either…
However, I will continue to try when the opportunity is near. :)
-Charles “Black Viper” Sparks
29JUL2011
 

Member registration on the Forum (BBS) section of my website is currently disabled pending a total shutdown.

No… Not “everything”, only the discussion forum, not the information you are viewing right now, nor my old content yet to be transfered into this format.

 

In a departure from my usual, here I list my “Top 18 Hardest Hitting Bass Tracks of All Time”. From the 80′s till today, many have no equal. The links included go to YouTube where, if and while available, you can listen for yourself. Granted, YT is not the best when it comes to sound, but you will get the idea. It should be worth noting that I am sure other good basslines exist, but this list is tuned more to my liking and opinion rather then “all” available tracks. I started with eleven, had fourteen and ended at eighteen because I could not quite make it to twenty, nor cut enough to make it back down to eleven.

Some include explicit lyrics, be forewarned, because that is how I roll. :)

  1. Beastie Boys – Paul Revere: A backwards bass accident that turned into an awesome bassline makes my list at Number One. The link is actually to a well done World of Warcraft video and not anything official from Beastie Boys. Nobody has been able to replicate this type of bass as good as the original. Enjoy!
  2. DJ Magic Mike – Feel The Bass: This tune, short on lyrics, will make your sub-woofers cry. The video is just text, but you are not seeking the visuals, are you?
  3. Far East Movement – Like a G6: For some kickin’ bass that is a bit newer, here is “Like a G6″.
  4. Sir Mix-A-Lot – Posse On Broadway: Nothing like the CD version, but Sir Mix-A-Lot will keep those speakers working hard. This particular video selection has high output volume relative to the other ones listed here.
  5. Too Short - Cuss Words: Warning Explicit Lyrics – No bass list can be complete without throwing Too Short into the mix. My favorite from the artist, but as the title suggests, it is not a tune for everyone. You have been warned… thrice. :)
  6. Yello – Oh Yeah: One that you have probably heard before and never knew that Yello crafted this fine bass. However, Ferris Bueller knows. :P
  7. Kyper – Tic Tac Toe: One hit wonder? Maybe… but this song kicks a bassline that you (should) never forget and my old speakers will never forgive me for.
  8. 2 Live Crew – Me So Hor-ny: Warning Explicit Lyrics – Broke the mold and discussed parents everywhere, 2 Live Crew absolutely must make any bass top list.
  9. The Black Eyed Peas – Boom Boom Pow: Nothing exceptional here from a mainstream radio group (I first heard this tune on the radio and liked it, before I knew it was BEP that did it) except quality bass with a strange video attached.
  10. Eazy-E – Boyz in Da Hood: Warning Explicit Lyrics – A good quality upload of Eazy-E without any video other then an album cover. I destroyed several pairs of woofers and melted an amp with this tune many years ago.
  11. Ester Dean – Drop It Low: Kickin’ song recently released with awesome bass.
  12. Wale – Chillin’: The one and only track that I like from Wale, (probably because Lady Gaga is thrown in there for fun) Chillin’ has a rockin’ bassline.
  13. Snoop Dogg – Drop It Like It’s Hot: Classic  and catchy bassline by Snoop Dogg.
  14. Ice Cube – Friday: Awesome bassline crafted by Ice Cube. A bit toned down from his earlier works with N.W.A. (see #17 if you dare).
  15. LL Cool J – Going Back To Cali: A timeless classic by LL Cool J.
  16. Oaktown’s 357 – Juicy Gotcha Krazy: Still high on my list of great basslines, Oaktown’s 357 thumps.
  17. N.W.A – Straight Outta Compton: Warning Explicit Lyrics – Not extremely hard hitting, but a bump to remember from one of the groups that, like it or not, sprung “gangsta rap” into the mainstream media’s face.
  18. Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock – It Takes Two: Those two proved it took two to make it outta sight with this dance hit in the late 80′s and early 90′s.

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